Simon Blackquill

"The prosecutor said, "Rubbish! We will be out on a stroll!" then left with Detective Fulbright."

- District Court Bailiff, in the best moment of Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies

Simon Theodore Blackquill is in CAHniverse! and played by Netkeeper. He is Bobby Fulbright's boyfriend, and due to roleplay events is recovering from amnesia, and has a permanently disabled leg that severely reduces his ability to stand and walk unaided. He is usually carrying a cane for this. He has a pet hawk Taka as well as two children: Kujaku Fulbright, an adopted harpy toddler, and Raven Blackquill, Tori Nygma's newly-born daughter.

Canon
Are you fucking kidding me don't make me go over this

CAHniverse!
As you can see, he's done a lot here. Some bullet points that I remember right now:


 * Began with playing card games and using Bobby as a footstool and making him fetch things.
 * One time, he splashed his water at Tori.
 * Another time, he vomited all over the floor and passed out. I think he was really drunk.
 * He eventually became friends with Solid Snake after initially disliking him and writing him off as a moron.
 * Tori's troublemaking during games caused Simon to eventually confess his feelings for Bobby which were initially not met well.
 * Little did Simon know [but was soon to find out], Tori had romantic feelings for Simon.
 * At some fucking point Kujaku showed up and Simon and Bobby adopted him.
 * Then at another point Simon gave Jeb Parmalee a blowjob and the man's called him "Mr Blackquill" all super formally ever since.
 * After that, Simon ended up divulging the location of The Phantom's psych profile...
 * During a Truth or Dare game, Simon and Manfred von Karma take part in a little breath play that goes too far, lands Simon in Hickfield Clinic.
 * While Simon is in hospital, the Phantom takes his clothes and disguises himself as Simon and uses that disguise to trick Taka into giving him the Phantom's psych profile.
 * Things get nasty when Bobby "Ossan" Fulbright, the REAL Bobby from an alternate future, shows up, along with his goddaughter Raven Blackquill.
 * When the Phantom is discovered, he takes off with Kujaku and hides, while Simon himself, along with a shell-shocked Ossan and the incredibly vengeful teenage Raven, hiding from the Phantom.
 * The Phantom is the first to make a move, going back under cover as Bobby and eventually finding Simon and putting him back into custody. This is when the Jolts of Justice punishment goes a little too far and gives Simon memory damage.
 * Snake tells Simon he's willing to help him break out of prison. I think Undyne offered something similar?
 * This is around the time when Raven Blackquill was conceived; Bobby and Simon were on break at the time. During this, Tori, using a knife, accidentally severed the nerves in Simon's leg.
 * Simon finally gains his freedom despite the psych profile no longer being in his possession. The Phantom still confessed to the crime, but in bailiff's disguise, and made like Zak Gramarye and escaped after that.
 * Then the Phantom died and got revived by Tori but Simon doesn't know about any of that.
 * Next, Fucking Dycedarg collaborated with the Phantom to get Simon to drink lethe water while he was in hospital with the leg injury. This furthered the damage to his memory.
 * After that Bobby moves him, Simon, and Kujaku into a larger house.
 * Simon's sister Aura showed up after that, and learned all about all the wonderful new things that have happened to him! Hurray!
 * Then the house met Rick and Simon was administered a cure after agreeing to some unknown experimentation that Probably Isn't Shady. This is to help him regain his abilities to create new memories, and in time, may help with his damaged memory as well.
 * Then Rick developed an immunity to keep the same thing from happening again. Whew.
 * Next, Tori decided to tell Simon while he was recovering that she's the one that fucked up his leg. Because she wanted him to feel bad, I guess. She's full of bad decisions.

About Simon's injuries
As described above, Simon had three major conditions that came about due to his mishaps in-universe ["the result of not having Athena around, probably"]. The most immediately obvious is the leg injury that happened when he and Tori Nygma were screwing around while drunk off their asses trying to engage in knifeplay. This sure was intelligent, wasn't it? For what little it is worth, Simon was convinced he was going to die soon anyway. The major limitation of this damage is ruining his ability to walk and go down stairs -- but going up them isn't as risky. Because of this, when he stays at the Jebri House, he usually never goes upstairs unless required, because once he does, he can't get down until someone helps.

The amnesia was a bit more difficult to explain. The first thing to occur was anterograde amnesia due to electric shock. This was, notably, the only injury that was a true accident. This type of amnesia prevented new memories from being formed after the event that caused the amnesia... except he'd forgotten that, too. The second was a partial memory wipe due to being tricked into drinking diluted lethe water by Fucking Dycedarg and The Phantom. Undiluted, this substance erases all memories, but in this state it just erased some scattered memories, made many others foggy or unclear, possibly even false.

Rick has since reversed the first half, though Simon's short-term memory is still a bit weak since he's so used to not using it. His other memories are slowly coming back, so eventually something may cue him into all the deception that's been done...

Urbfaniverse
I deleted the profile, but here is the info I had:

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